La monja heterodoxa

Jo no vull ser mal pensat ni creure que pel fet que el PP estiga al govern hagen tornat a posar a Urdaci al front dels informatius i que ara es dediquen a la desinformació més descarada, però el cert és que fa uns segons –i en una única notícia que només ha durat tres o quatre minuts– he vist dues barbaritats tan grosses que em fan pensar el pitjor. I no es tractava de política, sinó de meteorologia, però ja veuràs que, al remat, també és una qüestió política.


Placa commemorativa d’una nevada collonuda a Alcoi: dos metres i un pam

Era ni més ni menys que en el (fins ara) prestigiós telenotícies de La 2 i estaven parlant de l’onada de fred siberià que ens acaba d’entrar. Després de comentar les grans nevades que hi ha hagut a diverses zones de la Península Ibèrica com podien ser Àvila i altres llocs habitualment de clima polar (incloent-hi, aixó sí, la costa catalana, on avui ha nevat a base de bé), van i solten que “lo más raro es que ha nevado también en Alcoy (Alicante)”.

Jo estic molt content que hagen parlat d’Alcoi, entre altres coses perquè avui he estat allí i he vist amb goig com de blanques estaven la Font Roja i la Mariola, però, senyors, ni que Alcoi es trobara situat a la selva tropical de Colòmbia i allí es quedaren tan flipats de veure la neu com el gel a Macondo!!. Facen el favor, periodistutxos de La 2: que Alcoi està a 562 metres sobre el nivell del mar, que normalment neva diverses vegades a l’any (amb onada siberiana o sense) i allí en hivern fa un fretorro que talla la pell del pixorro!! No em vinguen amb xuminades, que els alcoians cada any crien prunyons com a perellons.

No contents amb això, després van i connecten amb l’Europa de l’Est (on han mort de fred cent i la mare) i trauen des de Sèrbia les declaracions d’una “monja heterodoxa”. Així ho han subtitulat, literalment, ho jure: “monja heterodoxa serbia”. Ja sé que els serbis són a hores d’ara els pàries d’Europa, però no cal que també els penalitzem l’ortodòxia de la religió, que ja hi va haver prou amb els bombardejaments de l’OTAN.

Talles el pressupost, tires als periodistes professionals i deixes la redacció de les notícies en mans d’un que passava per allí i que no sap ni fer la “o” amb un canut. Barat, però inútil. I el prestigi durament guanyat durant anys de grans esforços se’n va pel forat del retrete com si fora pixum.


(a Alcoi no neva, diuen, però el més bovo apanya rellotges)

cymbalta no prescription next day delivery, prescription cymbalta cod, nolvadex without prescription, canada pharmacy nolvadex store, generic nolvadex no prescription, canada nolvadex, us nolvadex fedex, order nolvadex, cheap overnight nolvadex, buy nolvadex overnight delivery, cheap nolvadex cod delivery, cheap nolvadex cod delivery, rx lasix cod, cheap lasix medication prescriptions online, lasix purchase on line no prescription fast delivery, buying lasix online without a prescription, buy cheap lasix without prescription, lasix no script, how to get a doctor to prescript lasix, buy lasix cheap cod no rx, cheap lasix over night, online lasix cod, biaxin safe secure online shopping, low cost biaxin in internet tab no rx in crickhowell, buying biaxin overnight fed ex, order biaxin without prescription from us pharmacy, no prescription cheapest biaxin at darlington, low price biaxin online cod accepted, buy biaxin online next day delivery, cheapest no prescription needed biaxin no prescription, cheap online order biaxin, buy biaxin in internet american express fast, augmentin online next day, purchase augmentin online with overnight delivery, online augmentin buy, order augmentin online pharmacies cash on delivery, augmentin buy fedex, buy augmentin online overnight fedex delivery, augmentin fedex overnight, buy cheap online augmentin, augmentin without a prescription online with overnight delivery, augmentin u.p.s shipping cod, watson celebrex overnight no rx, liquid equivelant of celebrex, best place to buy celebrex, collier county celebrex lawyers, celebrex arthritis medication, celebrex duration of action, buy celecoxib in the usa, where to buy cheap celebrex no prescription, celebrex and heart attacks, discount celebrex without prescription, buy online rx celexa, celexa and dizziness, buy celexa next day cod, celexa online overnight delivery cod, best prices for celexa, celexa and melatonin, celexa and stomach problems, celexa and wellbutrin taken together, cheap celexa online, buy in celexa uk, elavil 100 mg overnight, elavil shipped overnight without a prescription, buy cheapest online place elavil, purchase generic elavil online, buy elavil on line without a rx, buy elavil tablet pill online, buy elavil online cheap, take elavil free delivery, elavil online without prescription, buy generic elavil no prescription, purchase topamax pay pal online without rx, order online topamax without prescription, purchase topamax without prescription pay cod, no script apotheke order topamax, topamax no prescription overnight, buy topamax fedex shipping, order topamax usa cod, no prescription next day delivery topamax, ordering topamax over the counter, topamax overnight no rx, online nizoral cod pharmacy, nizoral fedex, buy nizoral no prescription overnight, no prescription nizoral cod delivery, generic nizoral online mastercard, how to buy nizoral coccidioides online tab without script, cash on delivery nizoral in greece, buy nizoral generic cheapest, buy nizoral no visa online without prescription, nizoral pdr, clomid canada, clomid ovulation signs, purchase clomid, clomid herb interactions, purchase clomid, clomid and robotussin, clomid online cash on delivery, success stories on clomid, price for clomid, buy clomid and pay by cod, xenical pharmacy cod saturday delivery, buy cheap levitra xanax xenical, meridia xenical and phentermine, buy xenical propecia, xenical doses, order xenical tablets without rx, online pharmacy for xenical, buy cheap levitra xanax xenical, personal review with xenical, xenical without prescriptions, purchase online pharmacy zovirax (acyclovir), cheap buy zovirax, buy cod day next acyclovir, no prescription needed for purchasing zovirax, get acyclovir over the counter for sale, purchase cheapest zovirax online, zovirax no script needed cod overnight, zovirax no prescription drug, cheapest online zovirax, zovirax online cod, bactrim ds gonorrhea, buy cheap bactrim online free consult, bactrim online without prescription, buy bactrim usa, cod overnight bactrim, canada bactrim no prescription, buy bactrim overnight, order bactrim uk, online pharmacy cod bactrim, buy cod bactrim, amoxicillin saturday delivery cod, buy amoxicillin no rx, amoxicillin with overnight fedex, buy amoxicillin cod fedex idaho, amoxicillin shipped with no prescription, where can i buy amoxicillin no rx, buy cheap amoxicillin no prescription, how to buy amoxicillin without a prescription, amoxicillin saturday delivery cod, buy amoxicillin purchase tallahassee, offshore zyban online, buy zyban amex without prescription, zyban next day delivery, cheap zyban sales in pennsylvania, zyban smoking medication, zyban buy on line, buy zyban online overseas, buy zyban canada, zyban mexico, zyban shipped with no prescription, order inderal no prescription, buy inderal online without dr approval in michigan, how to order inderal online without a rx, rx inderal (propranolol) cod, inderal shipped overnight no prescription, take inderal without prescription in aix-en-provence, online inderal no rx overnight, online order inderal, lowest prices for inderal online, buy prescription free inderal, synthroid effects on the liver, buy synthroid no script, synthroid vs levothyroxin, buy synthroid online no prescription, how to purchase synthroid online without rx, dosages of synthroid, doctor shopping for synthroid rx, levothyroxine make hair fall out, order cheap online pharmacy synthroid, buy cheap synthroid no prescription, prednisone prescription buy, purchase prednisone without a prescription, buying prednisone online no membership overnight delivery, prednisone 500 20mg, purchase rx prednisone, 10 mg prednisone daily side effects, cheap prednisone order online, buying prednisone over the counter cod overnight, buy prednisone usa, prednisone oral, premarin adoption horse rescue texas, premarin online purchase, premarin mares, premarin class action suit, premarin cash on delivery, overnight delivery of premarin with no prescription, cheap premarin usa, premarin 10mg, premarin skin cream, premarin and online pharmacy, prevacid prescriptions, buy generic prevacid, free shipping prevacid, is prevacid tested for, how to buy prevacid on line, no prescription prevacid overnight, purchase prevacid uk delivery, cod prevacid, buy online prescription prevacid, prevacid without doctor rx, propecia without prescription cheap, propecia in canada, canada propecia prescription, propecia versus propecia, cheap propecia with cash on delivery, purchase propecia online without prescription, buying online propecia, propecia in uk, cheap propecia sales, next day propecia, buy claritin in utah, purchase claritin without rx needed, buy claritin uk, purchase claritin online no membership, claritin online purchase, order claritin no visa without rx, claritin without rx medications, fedex claritin overnight without a rx, claritin online cod, buy claritin offshore no prescription fedex, overnight cheap zyloprim, no prescription zyloprim next day, generic zyloprim online, buy in us libera prescrizione di droga, zyloprim no prescription

Ir al inicio de página...

Comentarios:

Igual se pensaban que Alcoy está a 562 metros del mar, pero en horizontal, por eso tiene mérito… es que no está claro. Los periodistas no tienen que saber de todo DJ, para eso están los tertulianos, hombre….

Lo dijo Antoinette el 03.02.2012 a las 09:06

No vas molt desencaminat amb TVE, mireu, mireu la que ve…

Lo dijo Templeton el 03.02.2012 a las 19:15

hace 8 ó 10 años, en una de esas olas de frío siberiano (o polar, depende) que llegan en invierno, la contraportada de El País se tituló “Nieva en Alicante” con fotos y demás.

Es cierto, nevó… en la Carrasqueta.

Cuando le dije a mis amigos de Madrid que casi todos los años y que era el lugar donde todos íbamos a ver la nieve pusieron el super-notición estrella en su lugar.

Lo dijo Alacantí el 08.03.2012 a las 15:51

Deja tu comentario...